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wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
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Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
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Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
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Sub se slow baat karne ka guines world record kiske pas hy..?
Socho.
Or socho.
Ni pta.?.
"ALTAF BHAI."
1 min mei sirf 3 word bolta hy ;->
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When a Man holds a Woman''s hand
Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;
After Marriage
Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
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Shikari dost say: Mein ik mrtaba shikar pay gaya or SHER say saamna hua,wo meray peechay bhaagnay laga,mein b bhaagnay laga or bhaagtay bhaagtay thak gaya to ruka, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya. Mein phr bhaaga or phr thak k ruk gaya, SHER meray qarib aaya or phisal gaya.
Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?
Dost:Meri to dar k maaray potti hee nikal jati!
Shikari: Hanstay huay,to SHER itni dair say phisal ks pay rha tha... =P ;->
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Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
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Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?
Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
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Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga.
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Translate into english.
"wo meri nawasi hai".
Pathan:
"She is my
Eighty Nine".
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Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"
Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne
''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->
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Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)
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Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;-
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In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,
"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
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Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
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